bery bery phunny...!!

okie...the words i am postin here are very funny...
i was talkin to this dude called Vikram....
he claims he is not funny but he reads stuff like this(wht i will post now) and says that he thinks he isnt funny becoz people say so... i bet in this halll there wld b countless number of people who would disagree wid him but agree wid me...
so here i go.. (footnote vikram)

MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people

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